Tuesday, December 30, 2008


The previously mentioned lead singer for Death Cab for Cutie has just shaken his hand with the grim reaper. How you may ask? By asking the love of my life Zooey Deschanel to marry him recently.

The actress and singer, 28, and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, 32, who is also in the indie band the Postal Service, got engaged before the holidays, a source confirms.

As I have said before, Zooey is mine, and shes just a little confused about her feelings at the time. So I went ahead and took care of her problem...errr I mean Ben. You know how those commercials ask "What can BROWN do for you?" My answer? Help me commit first degree murder...Good bye Benjamin.

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