Friday, January 16, 2009
AMY WINEHOUSE REHAB UPDATE:
Amy Winehouse is currently vacationing at a warm weather resort in St. Lucia. The picture above is Amy crawling on her knees at that resort, and the following story is actually true. Go on, read.
A Wasted Amy Winehouse was reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her.
Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings.
But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool.
Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff.
Umm Ok. Amy is actually supposed to be cutting back from her crazy party lifestyle...getting her life back together. I am convinced that Amy Winehouse has ZERO rational brain function. Like a monkey to bananas. Except the monkey Amy Winehouse overdoses of every possible type of banana to make herself weigh 60 pounds like a Concentration camp victim, shower less than an actual monkey, aaaannndd makes her a LUNATIC!! READ!!
She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail.
A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Amy Winehouse, soon to be clean. I'll throw 50 down saying she dies in the next year?? Any takers?